BEHOLD!

I have birth myself. And let me tell YOU, pushing out a 6'0, 275 pound man through my urethra hurt like fucking HELL people.

Here I have given myself a place in which I plan on using as a research blog for my soon to be world famous book "The Bastards Bible". Title subject to change.

Now, if you'll pardon me...I have to go back to chain smoking and planning on basking in the warming glow of people prepaing to torch my yet to be written best selling book.