Research One:

On the continuing study of how to be a bastard:

http://www.endervidualism.com/bwallace/bad_daddy_mommy.htm

This caught my eye:

Roughly speaking, you can say the masculine is competitive, the feminine cooperative. The masculine is rational, the feminine emotional. Each has good and bad aspects: the masculine can be violent, the feminine deceptive(it's the reason men tend to kill violently, while poisoners are almost exclusively female). It might explain why the Communists were far more deceptive than the Nazis.

This could be why "The Bastard" doesn't feel the need to lie. It's far to girly.

Things I ponder at 5 AM waiting for my fucking job to start.